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Hello there, and welcome to Gaming Hell, the video game website with guts! Huge guts!|
To be honest, pal, I feel sorry for you- this isn't a very nice corner of the internet to find yourself on. It's just another video game review/archive website, hosted by your intrepid reporter, Ant Cooke- a man with nothing to lose by writing way too much about vid-cons- and 'helped' into 'print' by the long-suffering editor (affectionately known as Ed) who spends most of his time crying like a little girl into his safety blanket. [Watch it, you, or I'll knock you spark out! - Ed] We're a little cynical, a little flippant and
a little shockingly foul-mouthed 'round these parts, but really, we have only two objectives:
To entertain and inform our readership!
With that in mind, this website is all about interesting games, most of which you've probably never heard of. If you're looking for Mega Man, Sonic the Hedgehog or even Ghouls n' Ghosts, then you're out of luck, buddy- this isn't that kind of operation. It isn't one of those irritating 'LOOOOL I NERD-RAGE FOR THE LULZ! CONTRA IZ HRD!!! ACTION 52 IS TEH SUXXXOR!!!1' review places either. I basically cover what I like (and sometimes what I despise) in the hope that you find it interesting too. Furthermore, every game covered on this site in any capacity- be it a full play-through, a short article, or a guide- is practically destroyed as I go into as much detail as possible. If that's not up your alley, then you've always got the short reviews which are a handy time-saving device for those on the run. Make your way to the individual hub pages to look at all articles of a specific type, or just dive right into The Full English!
I can only hope that the knowledge contained on this website will serve or entertain you in some way. Just remember, though, that while games are taken seriously here, everything else is a pack of lies. Well, most of it. Oh, and it's updated once a month, give or take, so look forward to it. Should you feel compelled to send comments, suggestions, death threats, offers of marriage, etc., then my email address is TheMetalSlug at Gmail dot com.
20th May, 2013 - HAPPY 5TH BIRTHDAY, GAMING HELL! Oh... Oh God, what has happened? I've been doing this rubbish for five years?! Blimey. You would've thought I'd given up by now, but... Anyway, this month a game very close to my heart has been picked and, well, strap yourself in, because Iron Tank: The Invasion of Normandy might be the longest article yet. Get ready! For the usual birthday celebratory existential crisis, that'll be here. Fight on, Gaming Hell! Let no-one defeat you!!
Soon Eventually Never Oh blimey why even bother:
* A quick-n-dirty guide to The Return of Ishtar, just enough to give you a fighting chance.
* A full script to the so-bad-it's-good fighting game Bloody Roar 2, with hot animal-on-animal action!
* More games covered, like The Speed Rumbler, Under Fire, Firo & Klawd and Starsweep.