[We did three of these?
- Ed]

Sure did. So we have this hub page for them now.

[Marvellous.]

So, for April Fools' Day in 2016, 2017 and 2018, we made a silly Micro-Visual-Novel starring Ed and the Gamesoft Gals- the site mascots, Sarah S. Sowertty and Sniper Honey. They're very goofy and silly and extremely short. We want to do a bigger one that ties up a few loose ends, but for now, please enjoy these spell-checked versions of the originals, which we're calling the Coffee Table Trilogy because the title screens have items you might find on a coffee table. Or something. Enjoy!





Tea Time of the Soul
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As Ed the Editor, you must solve the mystery of the stolen Denby cups! Was it Sarah or Sniper? Please figure out this conundrum!





Ed and the Gamesoft Gals in 'Arcade Warriors'
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As Ed the Editor, you must participate in a tournament at Tokky's Arcade! Please fight powerfully!





Ed and the Gamesoft Gals in 'Late Night Pizza'
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The staff of Gaming Hell have three separate nightmares, please see them to the end and get a happy ending!



Alternatively, download all three at once.

The Coffee Table Trilogy Pack
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Experience true ennui as you see all three adventures play out one after another, please do your best!



The download versions now come with an 'omake' folder that contains little characer profiles.

Here they are if you just play them in your browser.










[So when's Arks' Playground out?
- Ed]

When it's done.

Maybe we'll see you properly next April Fools, Ed!