Bloodstorm - The Fighting Game For Real Fighters!

We're uploading this as a quickie for New Year's Eve. NO FUCKING EFFORT HERE.

EDITOR'S NOTE:
You put how many images on one page? Jesus Christ, you're an asshole!

WRITER'S NOTE:
Not as much as you are, duck.

Bloodstorm, to put it mildly, isn't a very good game.

It is, however, a game full of dark, mystic secrets.

In the same vein as the hidden fighters and messages found in the Mortal Kombat series, Bloodstorm is absolutely packed with codes to keep players playing the damn thing. As well as hidden fighters (some of which require you to interact with the backgrounds to fight), morph codes to let you change characters mid-game, and warp codes to fight on specific backgrounds, there's over 120 'trash talk' codes. Once you defeat your opponent, tapping certain combinations then pressing Block will make a message appear on-screen. These are mostly intended to give you more time to input the real codes, but the messages themselves range from funny to total hubris on Incredible Technology's part.

So, with the help of the ultimate Bloodstorm guide...

Here's what we think is a complete gallery of the trash talk codes in no particular order...

... Or, at least the first 40 or so.

The next page has the next set.

Hover your mouse over the pictures to find out the code you need to enter.

Up, Up, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Arm, Back Arm, Block

Front Arm, Back Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Arm, Back Leg, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Leg, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Back Arm, Back Arm, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Arm, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Back Arm, Back Leg, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Arm, Block

Front Leg, Front Arm, Back Arm, Back Leg, Block

Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

Back Leg, Back Arm, Front Arm, Front Leg, Block

Front Arm, Back Leg, Front Leg, Front Arm, Block

Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Arm, Back Leg, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Arm, Back Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Arm, Back Leg, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Arm, Front Leg, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Arm, Front Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Arm, Back Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Arm, Back Leg, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Arm, Front Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Front Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Back Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Back Leg, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

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