Bloodstorm - YOU'VE PLAYED THE REST, NOW OWN THE BEST!

I wonder what happened to the 32X conversion of Bloodstorm? Because, you know, that was supposed to be A Thing at one point.

EDITOR'S NOTE:
You're still an asshole for putting this many images on one page.

WRITER'S NOTE:
Again, I thought we knew this already. Again, all these codes came from the ultimate Bloodstorm guide.

And now, the final 40-or-so trash talk codes from Bloodstorm.

Hover over the pictures to find out the code you need to enter.

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Up, Up, Up, Up, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Up, Up, Up, Up, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Block

Back Leg, Front Leg, Back Leg, Frotn Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Block

Back Leg, Front Arm, Back Leg, Front Arm, Back Leg, Front Arm, Back Leg, Front Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Arm, Back Leg, Back Arm, Back Leg, Back Arm, Back Leg, Back Arm, Block

Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Block

Back Arm, Front Arm, Back Arm, Front Arm, Back Arm, Front Arm, Back Arm, Front Arm, Block

Back Arm, Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Block

Front Arm, Back Arm, Front Arm, Back Arm, Front Arm, Back Arm, Front Arm, Block

Front Arm, Back Leg, Front Arm, Back Leg, Front Arm, Back Leg, Front Arm, Back Leg, Block

Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Leg, Block

Front Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Back Leg, Front Leg, Back Leg, Block

Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Back Arm, Front Leg, Back Arm, Block

Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Arm, Block

Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Block

Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Leg, Back Leg, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

Front Leg, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Block

Back Leg, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Block

Front Arm, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

Back Arm, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Block

Back Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Nlock

Back Arm, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

Back Leg, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Front Arm, Block

Back Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Front Leg, Block

Front Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Block

Front Arm, Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, Block

Front Arm, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Back Leg, Block

Front Leg, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Back Arm, Block

Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Block - This code will display the version of Bloodstorm you're currently playing. Version 1.10 is the first with the trash talk codes, Version 2.00 is the first to let you play as Blood, Gargoyle and Nekron.

Hold Front Arm, then Left, Left, Left, Front Leg

Hold Front Leg, then Left, Left, Left, Left, Block

Hold Front Leg, then Down, Down, Left, Left, Block

Hold Front Leg, then Left, Left, Down, Right, Block

Hold Back Leg, then Right, Right, Right, Back Arm

Hold Front Arm, then Up, Down, Up, Front Leg, Block

Hold Back Leg, then Left, Down, Left, Left, Block

Hold Back Leg, then Up, Up, Back Arm, Block

Down, Down, Left, hold Left, then add Back Leg and press Block. Don't let go of Left or Back Leg!

There's also this:

BURN IN HELL - Hold Left, then Back Arm and Back Leg together, keep holding left and press Front Arm and Front Leg together, then hold Right and press Front Leg, then release all and press Block... YOU SUCK - Up, Down, Hold Left and press Front Leg, release all, hold Right and press Front Leg, release all, Block... BITCH - Hold Right, then hold Back Leg too, press Back Arm, Back Arm, left go of Back Leg, let go of Right, Block.

This will appear if you put in one of three codes.

This will cause the game to swear at you, saying either 'Burn in Hell', 'You Suck' or 'Bitch'.

What a charming game.

We are not fucking reviewing Bloodstorm. Ever. Back to the index!