[We did four of these?
- Ed]

Sure did. So we have this hub page for them now.

[Marvellous. And it's still called a trilogy despite the fact there are four now.]

It's called 'charm'.

So, for April Fools' Day in 2016, 2017 and 2018 then much later in 2022, we made a series of silly Micro-Visual-Novels starring Ed and the Gamesoft Gals- the site mascots, Sarah S. Sowertty and Sniper Honey. They're very goofy and silly and extremely short. The first three are called the Coffee Table Trilogy as they all involve thngs that can reasonably fit on a coffee table, but I suppose you can, as a whole, call these the Land of Lost Wages Story as an abandoned casino serves as an important plot point for at least a few of them. Anyway, enjoy, I guess?





Tea Time of the Soul
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As Ed the Editor, you must solve the mystery of the stolen Denby cups! Was it Sarah or Sniper? Please figure out this conundrum!





Ed and the Gamesoft Gals in 'Arcade Warriors'
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As Ed the Editor, you must participate in a tournament at Tokky's Arcade! Please fight powerfully!





Ed and the Gamesoft Gals in 'Late Night Pizza'
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The staff of Gaming Hell have three separate nightmares! Please see them to the end and get a happy ending!





Ed and the Gamesoft Gals in Arks' Playhouse
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Arks, resident arcade rat and nemesis of Sniper Honey, has stolen Gaming Hell's post! Please resolve this matter!



Alternatively, download all of them at once.

The Land of Lost Wages Pack
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Experience true ennui as you see all four adventures play out one after another, please do your best!



The download versions now come with an 'omake' folder that contains little characer profiles.

Here they are if you just play them in your browser.








[So when's Arks' Playground out?
- Ed]

It's out now! This joke's already outdated!!

Maybe we'll see you properly next April Fools, Ed!