Hello there, I am Tiny, the mascot of pretty much the best Nintendo DS site ever!

My life is full of excitement- every day, Tiny Cartridge provides the world with entertainment in the form of posts, posts and more posts!

And I'm the mascot! So you have to listen to everything I say!

Now, it was my site's birthday recently, so consider this a late birthday present- a shoddily-made text adventure!

It's very simple, very short, and mostly filled with dead ends that throw you back at the start... But if you're smart, you might be able to find the ending!

So, what do you want with me, oh dear viewer?

Let's load up the Tiny Cartridge page and see how things are going.
Let's play a videogame!
Let's ask a question.
Stick it in.

I don't have time for text adventures! Take me to the Gaming Hell index instead!