Gaming Hell - Odds and Ends

If you've actually been reading this website, rather than staring at the front page in abject horror, you may have noticed that a lot of the stuff we have here is, well, kinda hard to find on the rest of the internet. And by 'kinda hard' I mean 'you can't find it because I looked for it first, and when I came away empty-handed, I had to get it myself, you lazy git." When I'm not playing through the next Sailor Moon game on my list (yes, there is a list), I like to entertain the notion that there's a rather nice amount of stuff here that you can't find elsewhere... Then I actually look at this abomination I've assaulted the entire internet with, and promptly burst into tears.

To that end, we've got this page, which is a veritable grab-bag of stuff- I've put all the 'cool' stuff here, mostly the content from the 'Extended Play' sections of the relevant articles. Sure, it wouldn't take anyone too long to get this stuff themselves, but admit it, you're not willing to jump through as many hoops as I am, are you? So, here's the bonus content! Some of it's music. Some of it's art. There might even be some extra pages listed here. It's all bookended by atrocious MS Paint artwork. Enjoy!

Random Crap
(Internet, 2008, Ant Cooke)

Space Harrier (Sega Ages 2500)
(PS2, 2003, Sega)
Voice File
You can beat 'em all!

Victory Road
(Arcade, 1986, SNK)
Voice File
He's tough!

Ridge Racer 1 & 2
(Arcade, 1993/1993, Namco)
Voice File
The final lap! Hang in there!

Alien³: The Gun
(Arcade, 1993, Sega)
Voice File
You're finished, pal!

Alien Storm
(Arcade, 1990, Sega)
Voice File
You're toast, duuuude!

Chase Bombers
(Arcade, 1994, Taito)
Voice File
Hey, thanks for comin'!

Quartet
(Arcade, 1986, Sega)
Voice File
Quar-tet, c-c-c-c-c'mon!

Sega Rally Championship
(Arcade, 1994, Sega)
Voice File
Clips recorded by HokutoNoShock

Terrible, yes, but it's, uh, intentional. That's my excuse and I'm bloody well sticking to it.

Hard Head 2 Before accidentally settling on the girl in the picture on the top of this page to be the site's 'mascot', I was vaguely considering using Rumpole here. LONG LIVE RUMPOLE.

Before accidentally settling on the girl in the picture on the top of this page to be the site's 'mascot', I was vaguely considering using Rumpole here. LONG LIVE RUMPOLE.

(Arcade, 1991, SunA)
Noises...?
Contains two songs and two voice samples from Hard Head 2. The voices only play through the left speaker, unfortunately. No background noise.

I like this one. Captures the spirit of Charlie Ninja quite well.

I like this one. Captures the spirit of Charlie Ninja quite well.

Charlie Ninja And yes, it's a palette swap, I got lazy.

(Arcade, 1994, Mitchell)
Charlie Ninja - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in Charlie Ninja. Each song loops twice. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - Intro
#2 - Blues (Stage 1)
#3 - Colonel Sanders (Stage 2)
#4 - Freddie (Stage 3)
#5 - Bear (Stage 4)
#6 - Dr. Mac (Stage 5)
#7 - Boss Intro
#8 - Boss Battle
#9 - Stage Clear
#10 - Score Count
#11 - Go To Next Stage
#12 - Bonus Stage
#13 - Ending
#14 - Credits
#15 - Game Over

Aww, poor Yanmer. He got shafted out of his own game. I feel sorry for the poor lil' feller..

Aww, poor Yanmer. He got shafted out of his own game. I feel sorry for the poor lil' feller..

Insector X Oh, and these two are much smaller than the others. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE INSECTS YOU IDIOT

(Arcade/Mega Drive, 1989/1990, Taito)
Insector X Arcade - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in the arcade version of Insector X. Each song loops twice. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - Stage Start
#2 - Desert (Round 1 Part 1)
#3 - Pyramid (Round 1 Part 2)
#4 - Plains (Round 2)
#5 - City (Round 3 Part 1)
#6 - Sewers (Round 3 Part 2)
#7 - Jungle (Round 4 Part 1)
#7 - Cavern (Round 4 Part 2)
#7 - Their Empire (Round 5)
#8 - Boss Battle
#9 - Stage Clear
#11 - Death
#12 - Game Over
#13 - Name Entry

grrr

The Outfoxies Eve looks a bit worse for wear here. This is how I imagine she ALWAYS is.

(Arcade, 1994, Namco)
The Outfoxies - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in The Outfoxies. Each song loops twice. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - The Outfoxies (Intro)
#2 - A Killing (Title Screen)
#3 - A Plan (Character Select)
#4 - Skyscraper (John Smith)
#5 - City of Blue (Betty Doe)
#6 - Go to Helltrain! (Bernard White)
#7 - Showtime (Eve)
#8 - Jungle Factory (Dr. Ching)
#9 - Death Flight (Dweeb)
#10 - Dangerous Cruise (Danny & Demi)
#11 - A Planned Double-Cross (Mr. Acme)
#12 - Counterblow (Mr. Acme's Escape)
#13 - I've Survived (Round End)
#14 - Enjoy Life (Credits)
#15 - Continue?
#16 - Pac-Man Reprise (Stereo Check)
#17 - A Plot (Unused?)

'I'm Batman, and I'm drawn very poorly. I'm Batman.'

Batman

I have a friend who utterly refuses to see The Dark Knight. They are of the opinion that Jack Nicholson's Joker is perfection. I disagree... Give me Cesar Romero any day!

(Arcade, 1991, Atari Games)
Voice File
Contains every (horrifically scratchy) voice sample from Batman plus the 1-up chime. No background noise.

You know, after finishing the PSSM review, I actually decided, as part of my research, to watch the first episode of Sailor Moon. Now, my mother always taught me, among other things, that if you're not going to say anything nice, don't say it at all. So, here's my opinion:

You know, after finishing the PSSM review, I actually decided, as part of my research, to watch the first episode of Sailor Moon. Now, my mother always taught me, among other things, that if you're not going to say anything nice, don't say it at all. So, here's my opinion:

Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon Despite the fact that she's from Sailor Moon, Jupiter is amazingly bad-ass.

(Arcade, 1995, Gazelle)
Voice File
Contains two voice samples from Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon, one from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (Mega Drive).
The Mega Drive one is next. Please, kill me before I start it.
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon. Each song loops twice. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - Character Select
#2 - City Streets (Round 1)
#3 - Kastol and Polx (Round 1 Boss)
#4 - Shopping Centre (Round 2)
#5 - Morga (Round 2 Boss)
#6 - Enter, Zorro
#7 - Intermission
#8 - Rainy Streets (Round 3 Part 1)
#9 - Junkyard (Round 3 Part 2)
#10 - Kyulene at the Junkyard (Round 3 Boss Part 1)
#11 - Kyulene in the Tower (Round 3 Boss Part 2)
#12 - Abandoned School (Round 4 Part 1)
#13 - Secret Lab (Round 4 Part 2)
#14 - Garoben (Round 4 Boss)
#15 - Docks (Round 5)
#16 - Zoisait (Round 5 Boss)
#17 - Spooky Woods (Round 6)
#18 - Twin Kyulene (Round 6 Boss)
#19 - Bakene Will Not Behave (Round 7 & Round 7 Boss)
#20 - Ice Domain (Round 8)
#21 - The Big Four (Round 8 Boss #1)
#22 - Queen Beril (Round 8 Final Boss)
#23 - Round Clear
#24 - Credits
#25 - Game Over

Arcade Instructions Sticker #1
Instructions in Japanese, Side 1
Courtesy of sailorvgame.org

Arcade Instructions Sticker #2
Instructions in Japanese, Side 2
Courtesy of sailorvgame.org

Märchen Maze Wait, why the hell did I make the White Rabbit look like a total pedo?!

(Arcade, 1988, Namco)
Märchen Maze - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in Märchen Maze. Each song loops twice. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - Intro
#2 - Next Round
#3 - Sweet Land (Round 1)
#4 - Toy Land (Round 2)
#5 - Marble Land (Round 3)
#6 - Mechanical Land (Round 4)
#7 - Sky Land (Round 5)
#8 - Land of Amazement (Round 6)
#9 - Land of Insects (Round 7)
#10 - Land of Soldiers (Round 8)
#11 - Land of Queen (Round 9)
#12 - Boss Battle
#13 - Final Boss
#14 - Round Clear
#15 - Ending
#16 - Name Entry
#17 - High Score Table
#18 - Alice Death
#19 - Continue?

'I'm Judge Dredd, and you crumbs are under arrest!'

'I'm Judge Dredd, and you crumbs are under arrest!'

Judge Dredd MEAN

(Arcade, 1993/Unreleased, Midway)
Voice File
Contains nearly every voice sample from Judge Dredd. Some have background noise, others don't.

DREDFAIL (Location test report)
DREDAGIN (Proposal to fix the game in 6 months)
DREDDM (Proposal to make a lightgun shooter based on the movie
Documents provided by Jake Simpson about the game's location test and attempts to save the project.

Aww, Edward looks so cute when he's experiencing absolute terror.

Aww, Edward looks so cute when he's experiencing absolute terror.

Zombie Raid 'Howdy, stranger! Just ignore the gaping hole in my chest. That's the price you pay for an indestructible body!'

(Arcade, 1995, American Sammy)
Voice File
Contains every single voice sample from Zombie Raid. No background noise.

Wallpaper #1
Charles to the Rescue
(Stage 4)

Wallpaper #2
Edward's Grave
(Bad Ending)

Momoko 120% It was only half-way through drawing this that I realised how ridiculous her costume in The Game Paradise is.

(Arcade, 1986, Jaleco)
Momoko 120% - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in Momoko 120%. Each song loops twice. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - Main Theme
#2 - Bonus Stage
#3 - Hurry Up!
#4 - Round Clear
#5 - Ending
#6 - Name Entry

Momoko 120% - Unused Music
Contains the 5 unused tracks from Momoko 120%. Each song loops twice. No background noise. None of these are named.

Urusei Yatsura - Lum no Love Song
Before release, Momoko 120% was based on the Urusei Yatusra manga/anime series. It still kept the intro music from the anime, and here it is.

Pond is the STRONGEST fish.

James Pond II - Codename: Robocod Aww, bless 'im, Dr. Maybe looks so disgruntled!

(Mega Drive, 1991, Millennium)
James Pond II - Codename: Robocod - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in James Pond II - Codename: Robocod. Each song loops twice. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - Ode to Robocod
#2 - Catlots
#3 - Fluffy Toys
#4 - Bath Time
#5 - Christmas
#6 - Bonus Room
#7 - Boss Attack
#8 - Jingle 1
#9 - Jingle 2
#10 - Jingle 3

Wallpaper #1
It's Robocod!

Wallpaper #2
Santa's Toy Factory

Now I know where I recognise Geon from! He's the Chewitsaurus from those awful TV adverts for Chewits! Does anyone else get that incredibly obscure reference? Huh?!

King of the Monsters Oh, poor Poison Ghost. You never stood a chance.

(Neo-Geo, 1991, SNK)
Voice File
Contains every voice sample from the radio broadcaster in King of the Monsters, plus Astro Guy's war cry. No background noise.

OK, I know, there should be some different pictures here but I'm really strapped for time.

OK, I know, there should be some different pictures here but I'm really strapped for time.

King of the Monsters 2 - The Next Thing I had to get this shit done before the end of 2009. It's 12:28 AM, December 31st as I write this, I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME OK.

I had to get this shit done before the end of 2009. It's 12:28 AM, December 31st as I write this, I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME OK.

(Neo-Geo, 1992, SNK)
King of the Monsters 2 - The Next Thing - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in King of the Monsters 2 - The Next Thing. Taken from the Neo-Geo CD version. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - Intro
#2 - Title Screen
#3 - Character Select
#4 - Vs. Battle
#5 - Next Stage
#6 - Warning from Famardy
#7 - American City (Stage 1)
#8 - Huge Frogger (Stage 1)
#9 - French City (Stage 2)
#10 - Eiffelyte (Stage 2)
#11 - Grand Canyon (Stage 3)
#12 - Clawhead (Stage 3)
#13 - Desert (Stage 4)
#14 - Beetle Master (Stage 4)
#15 - Sea Bed (Stage 5)
#16 - Aqua Slug (Stage 5)
#17 - Lavicus (Stage 6)
#18 - Hide-Out (Stage 7)
#19 - Famardy's Final Warning
#20 - Famardy (Stage 7)
#21 - Famardy Defeated
#22 - The Volcano Erupts
#23 - Thrown Into the Sky
#24 - Game Clear
#25 - Bad Ending
#26 - Good Ending & Credits
#27 - Credits
#28 - Final Score
#29 - Bonus Time!
#30 - Bonus Round
#31 - Stage Clear
#32 - Contine?
#33 - Game Over

Dead Connection
(Arcade, 1992, Taito)
Dead Connection - Unofficial Soundtrack
Contains every music track used in Dead Connection. Each song loops twice. No background noise.

Track List
#1 - Intro
#2 - Credit
#3 - Character Select
#4 - Game Start
#5 - Stage Start
#6 - Stage 1 & 5
#7 - Stage 2, 4 & 6
#8 - Stage 3 & 7
#9 - Boss
#10 - Stage Clear
#11 - Cutscene 1
#12 - Cutscene 2
#13 - Ending
#14 - Credits #15 - Continue? #16 - Game Over

Voice File
Contains every single voice sample from Dead Connection. No background noise.

Cororon is my Bubble Symphony character of choice. Really not sure why.

Cororon is my Bubble Symphony character of choice. Really not sure why.

Bubble Bobble II Of all the generic cannon fodder enemies in video game history, Zen-Chan is one of my favourites. Not sure why, but a little mechanical thing that looks vaguely like a big piece of toast just warms the cockles of my cold, blackened heart.

Of all the generic cannon fodder enemies in video game history, Zen-Chan is one of my favourites. Not sure why, but a little mechanical thing that looks vaguely like a big piece of toast just warms the cockles of my cold, blackened heart.

(Playstation, 1997/Unreleased, East Point Software)

Custom CD Case - Cover
A CD case cover you can print off and use.

Custom CD Case - Back
A CD case back you can print off and use.

FUCK YOU, ARLE NADJA IS IN THE HOUSE, AWWWWW YEAAAAAAHHHH BEST VIDEO GAME CHARACTER EVER

Puzlow Kids

(Game Gear, 1993, Compile)
Title Screen
The title screen music from Puzlow Kids. Loops only once. No background noise.

MAIDO STAAAAAYLE

The Maid Clothes and Machine Gun

(Playstation 2, 2006, Rideon)
Main Theme
The main theme music from The Maid Clothes and Machine Gun. Loops twice. No background noise.

Teddy Boy Blues
(Arcade, 1986, Sega)
Music Collection
What little I could find of Yohko Ishino's music on the internet. Includes the in-game version of Teddy Boy Blues.

Track List
#1 - Teddy Boy Blues (Arcade Ver.)
#2 - Yohko Ishino - Teddy Boy Blues
#3 - Yohko Ishino - Ame no Chapel Dori
#4 - Yohko Ishino - Ame no Chapel Dori (Live)

Perfect Cherry Blossom
(PC, 2002, Team Shanghai Alice)

Wallpaper #1
Reimu Hakurei
(Title Screen)

Wallpaper #2
Alice Margatroid
(Results Screen)

Wallpaper #3
Perfect Cherry Blossom
(Staff Roll)

Replay #1
Reimu B, Normal
(Hilariously Bad)

Replay #2
Sakuya A, Normal
(Respectable)

Replay #3
Sakuya A, Stage 6
(Capturin' Spell Cards)

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