"No it isn't!"
Yes it is!!
Oh, wait, fffuuuu--*
KRAKOOM!
Goodness, thank you! You saved me!
You see, that wasn't the real Tiny, just an imposter. A clever imitation.
The real Tiny wouldn't be such a dick to his fans, would he?
Nah, 'course not. Also, I'm pretty sure I don't call anyone a 'flesh-bag'. That was a giveaway!
Thanks to you, I can now get back to my blog!
CONGRATULATIONS!
You beat the Tiny Text Adventure!
The darkness is finally over...
Pretty easy, huh?
Here's your reward:
Sorry, this was all we could afford.