EDITOR'S NOTE:
You put how many images on one page? Jesus Christ man, you're an asshole!

WRITER'S NOTE:
Not as much as you are, duck.

Bloodstorm, to put it mildly, isn't a very good game.

It is, however, a game full of dark, mystic secrets.

In the same vein as the hidden fighters and messages found in the Mortal Kombat series, Bloodstorm is absolutely packed with codes to keep players playing the damn thing. As well as hidden fighters (some of which require you to interact with the backgrounds to fight), morph codes to let you change characters mid-game, and warp codes to fight on specific backgrounds, there's over 120 'trash talk' codes. Once you defeat your opponent, tapping certain combinations then pressing Block will make a message appear on-screen. These are mostly intended to give you more time to input the real codes, but the messages themselves range from funny to total hubris on Incredible Technology's part.

So, with the help of the ultimate Bloodstorm guide...

Here's what we think is a complete gallery of the trash talk codes in no particular order...

... Or, at least the first 40 or so.

The next page has the next set.

Hover your mouse over the pictures to find out the code you need to enter.



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