[I'm really not happy about this.
- Ed]

That's cute. If you'd got your butt into gear and submitted your April Fools' Day article through the proper channels, this page wouldn't be here.

[I'm just saying, OK?. I'm allowed to say it, am I not?]

Suit yourself. Anyway, this year we did something different. Created in TyrannoBuilder, we present to you... Tea Time of the Soul.

Download the revolutionary Micro-Visual-Novel Tea Time of the Soul!

(Windows-only as I can't get it to import to Mac! We can't get the browser version to work either, but maybe you can.

As Ed the Editor, you must solve the mystery of the stolen Denby cups! Was it Sarah or Sniper? Please figure out this conundrum!

[Or don't, because your pal Ed has been properly stitched up here.]

Oh, do be quiet.

Maybe we'll see you properly next April Fools, Ed!